Creative Ways to Say Happy Birthday

Creative Ways to Say Happy Birthday

1. We are SO best friends; I’ve been singing for hours and haven’t gotten killed yet.
2. It’s your day to be spoiled, so if I see you touching the dishes I’ll punch you.
3. Ok, so your present is leftover candy from (last holiday). It’s the thought that counts, right?
4. I would buy you the world if I had the money, and then we could rule it together.
5. Your Job: To get pampered. Mine: To keep you preoccupied before the surprise party. Ooops.
6. Don’t take my lack of baking or wrapping skills as a symbol of my care for you.